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Eduardo Slabofvic

4-Mar-2008
3:57:18 PM

back when I were a lad, I went on a longish climbing trip to North Americal and Europe. the last place I
climbed at in the States was Yosemite, and the next place I climbed at was Stanage Edge. I was far
more scared on Stanage than I ever was at Yosemite.


MrsM10iswhereitsat.

4-Mar-2008
4:21:41 PM

On 4/03/2008 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>back when I were a lad, I went on a longish climbing trip to North Americal and Europe. the last place I climbed at in the States was Yosemite, and the next place I climbed at was Stanage Edge. I was far more scared on Stanage than I ever was at Yosemite.

Hello again (with my cuppa this time), Mr Eduardo Slabofvic,
When you "were a lad" (you probably just gave cue to some on this forum who like that saying and often build on it), they did not teach you that Stanage Edge is in England and not in Europe?; but yes, yes, I see your point, as it being scary when your feeling like you are about to enter the "balltearing" grades due inadequate protection. In that context where would you rate your Dolomites experience, where I am led to believe that although protection possibilities exist, it is often rubbish due lots of poor rock?
MrsM10.


Eduardo Slabofvic

4-Mar-2008
5:02:35 PM

I got scared in the Dolomites as well.

hero

4-Mar-2008
5:39:46 PM

Maybe you should take up sport climbing ES. I hear you have to have your balls surgically removed to do that. Worked for Origen of Alexandria.

http://eunuchinfo.com/ (not for the squeamish MsM10).


Sabu

4-Mar-2008
7:50:23 PM

arrrrrgggggggh my eyes are burning.

i hate you hero.


climbau

5-Mar-2008
8:49:50 AM

I am going to have nightmares now! Thanks Hero!!!
Why did I look despite the warning. A compulsion to see what the fuss was about, just like a train wreck, just like a train wreck.......

simey

5-Mar-2008
10:22:42 AM

That's what I love about the web. The ability to go from sport climbing to castration in just one click.

simey

5-Mar-2008
11:44:28 AM

Maybe Petzl should start manufacturing those DIY castration clamps in their range of sport climbing equipment.


Eduardo Slabofvic

5-Mar-2008
12:19:45 PM

I don’t mean to be too pedantic, but I always thought that sport climbers had very small penises, and not,
as Hero suggests, lacking testicles.


Macciza

5-Mar-2008
12:25:37 PM

On 5/03/2008 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>I don’t mean to be too pedantic, but I always thought that sport climbers . . .

Weird - I find lots of them to be big dicks, with no balls . . .


Eduardo Slabofvic

5-Mar-2008
1:18:24 PM

On 5/03/2008 Macciza wrote:
>Weird - I find lots of them to be big dicks, with no balls . . .

yuk yuk yuk


Sabu

5-Mar-2008
4:54:03 PM

On 5/03/2008 Macciza wrote:
>On 5/03/2008 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>>I don’t mean to be too pedantic, but I always thought that sport climbers
>. . .
>
>Weird - I find lots of them to be big dicks, with no balls . . .
Hahaha! quote of the week right there!

PDRM

5-Mar-2008
6:35:44 PM

On 5/03/2008 simey wrote:
>Maybe Petzl should start manufacturing those DIY castration clamps in their
>range of sport climbing equipment.

A bomber set of offset nuts?

.M

devlin66

5-Mar-2008
9:41:02 PM

Notice the quad axles on the clamp. Much stronger than Camalots!

richardo

5-Mar-2008
10:52:34 PM

On 3/03/2008 MrsM10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>
>But, (and this is an important distinction), you lot are truly awful with
>your ongoing and provocative use of naughty swear-words!
>I think Derek my M10 love was right.
>

Please come out of your closet and confess that you are titillated by these naughty swear words.
Moreover you love it when your Derek dresses you up in leather and calls you a dirty bitch.

richardo

7-Mar-2008
11:31:50 PM

well that shut the bitch up.

do i get a medal?

hero

8-Mar-2008
10:25:46 PM

That's no way to talk about a woman, even one that is the avatar of a bloke.

richardo

8-Mar-2008
10:59:23 PM

On 8/03/2008 hero wrote:
>That's no way to talk about a woman, even one that is the avatar of a bloke.

Dear Hero

You clearly know him/her/it. You better tell the world or I'll torture to death this sweet innocent eggplant I
have in my hands.

Its the shallow, persistent and numerous cuts that hurt the most and Mr Egg Plant (aka Oh Bergine) is
crying for a hero. Can you fulfil your destiny and save the vegetable?

hero

8-Mar-2008
11:23:35 PM

http://flaurella.blogspot.com/2005/06/italian-baked-eggplant.html

richardo

8-Mar-2008
11:31:21 PM

On 8/03/2008 hero wrote:
>
>http://flaurella.blogspot.com/2005/06/italian-baked-eggplant.html

You are a sick sick man. I quote from your link "patting the end of a male eggplant with an oblong
bottom". Please explain?

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