General Climbing Discussion

Author	Friday Funnies
daave 13-May-2011 1:54:39 PM	Those of you with an Iphone will be able to appreciate these! http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/
IdratherbeclimbingM9 13-May-2011 9:50:55 PM
ajfclark 20-May-2011 10:23:07 AM	From Dads are the original hipsters: Your dad had colored jeans before you did and he has the red dye on his legs to prove it. Any douchenozzle can slide their walking sticks into a pair of blue jeans, but it takes a bold man to wave his dick in the face of convention and rock a pair of leg coverings so bold that it would start a jean coloring revolution. With his red jeans hanging on him tighter than your mom would, he would lock lady looks into his lower parts as he walked triumphantly into fashion history. So hipsters, next time you’re looking like a pack of highlighters vomited on you, remember this… You’d be sliding your sad ass into blue jeans if it wasn’t for the fact that your dad blew the doors off the denim color game. Big Thanks to Alice H. for the amazing photo of her dad and his friends.
Sabu 20-May-2011 11:06:24 AM	On 13/05/2011 daave wrote: >Those of you with an Iphone will be able to appreciate these! > >http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/ I hate you. just wasted an hour on that site!
strerror 20-May-2011 11:08:18 AM	http://goatsonstuff.com/post/5539873174/dont-look-at-me-like-that-im-the-expert-at that's how you bridge!
PDRM 20-May-2011 3:24:12 PM	On 20/05/2011 strerror wrote: >http://goatsonstuff.com/post/5539873174/dont-look-at-me-like-that-im-the-expert-at > >that's how you bridge! That's a very strange website... P
daave 20-May-2011 9:32:46 PM	On 20/05/2011 Sabu wrote: >On 13/05/2011 daave wrote: >>Those of you with an Iphone will be able to appreciate these! >> >>http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/ > >I hate you. just wasted an hour on that site! Yeah, but how funny is it!
Sabu 20-May-2011 9:39:59 PM	what's worse is trying to stifle your laughing in a shared office!
ClimbingNT 20-May-2011 10:26:45 PM	A couple of one liners.... My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.""f*ck that" says Mick" have you seen how many of their owners go blind" Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up! I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg" I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified. Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists? A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said your obviously not f--k--g listening. The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
lemonking95 26-May-2011 3:27:21 PM	lol,funny,thanks
sbm 3-Jun-2011 11:49:54 AM	Microsoft is now coming out with climbing products.
grantoss 3-Jun-2011 3:27:03 PM	check this http://www.someecards.com/popular-cards/most-sent-today/3/20
IdratherbeclimbingM9 3-Jun-2011 7:51:04 PM	On 3/06/2011 sbm wrote: > Next time? Looks to me like climber is on a fatal fall!
martym 3-Jun-2011 8:01:48 PM	On 3/06/2011 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote: >On 3/06/2011 sbm wrote: >> > >Next time? >Looks to me like climber is on a fatal fall! When your gear grows eyebrows and starts talking to you, I reckon you're up the creek..
IdratherbeclimbingM9 3-Jun-2011 8:10:10 PM	On 3/06/2011 martym wrote: >When your gear grows eyebrows and starts talking to you, I reckon you're up the creek.. My gear sometimes 'has hairs on it' (regarding placement), and often talks to me while I am solo aiding, though the creak is often missing! ~> Does that count for anything? It sounds to me like you don't understand creaky-gear-speak! ;-)
hero 3-Jun-2011 11:29:05 PM	>When your gear grows eyebrows and starts talking to you, I reckon you're >up the creek.. You've obviously never climbed on acid. eyebrows is the least of your problems.
ChuckNorris 3-Jun-2011 11:46:49 PM	On 3/06/2011 hero wrote: > >>When your gear grows eyebrows and starts talking to you, I reckon you're >>up the creek.. > >You've obviously never climbed on acid. eyebrows is the least of your >problems. The fact that this picture is beige and not "colours man" is direct evidence that no acid was involved. Speaking of which I just remembered I have those mushies drying on top of the fridge.
ajfclark 10-Jun-2011 2:52:48 PM	Rita and Frank try to take a still photo to email to friends for Frank's 84th Birthday on their new Mac:
shortman 10-Jun-2011 8:14:28 PM	On 10/06/2011 ajfclark wrote: Rita and Frank try to take a still photo to email to friends for Frank's 84th Birthday on their new Mac: That was lame. Thats like me with an iphone.
satan 23-Jun-2011 1:26:31 PM	http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/ http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

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