General Climbing Discussion

Author	Friday Funnies
dalai 29-Jun-2009 10:51:22 AM	On 29/06/2009 evanbb wrote: >And apparently MJ spent $400m on legal fees. If I had $400m to piss up >the wall on legals I bet I could prove the moon was made of green cheese. Or that human generated CO2 emmisions are the cause of global warming... :-) Only joking evanbb.... $400m wouldn't be enough to prove it to TonyB.
gordoste 29-Jun-2009 10:56:12 AM	On 29/06/2009 ajfclark wrote: >On 28/06/2009 gordoste wrote: >>Remember he was never found guilty before you get up on your soapbox. > >Neither was OJ... Are you saying that because OJ didn't get convicted, I should assume that someone else is also guilty? Please explain your reasoning... I'm just saying people should allow the possibility that he was innocent, and not be so judgmental. And I chuckled at your comment hero... but I think he did have a massive influence on pop culture. I'm not personally a huge fan but you can't ignore his contribution.
widewetandslippery 29-Jun-2009 11:05:24 AM	It is good that c--t is dead. Any one who feels regret on his passing should die. Hitler was a public speaking genius, lets celebrate him too, for his ART, pedo lovers.
evanbb 29-Jun-2009 11:17:25 AM	On 29/06/2009 widewetandslippery wrote: >pedo lovers. Another memorable contribution from WWS. Thanks Dave, it's been a slow day.
Phil Box 29-Jun-2009 12:14:53 PM	I vote that we return to the topic of this thread, I love these whacko Jacko jokes, keep em coming. So topical now. Has anyone heard ay Farrah Fawcett jokes lately either?
allroundgoodguy 29-Jun-2009 12:29:02 PM
IdratherbeclimbingM9 29-Jun-2009 12:42:22 PM	On 29/06/2009 Phil Box wrote: >I vote that we return to the topic of this thread, Agreed. I am not a whackojacko fan, so here is something different, even though it is not Friday. Joke* for the day. Paddy was walking along a street in Dublin when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire. Paddy being the kind-hearted Irishman he is, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up. Paddy yells to the people "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick", the Irish Rugby Union fullback, if you jump I'll catch you. One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough Paddy catches him safely. Then a black man jumps out and falls to the ground, Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells "Don't throw out the Fooken' burnt ones!" *Clearly a case of mistaken identity by Paddy. As neither Chockstone nor I support racism in a negative way. PS I received this joke by email from a friend who has a dark complexion but a light sense of humour.
ajfclark 29-Jun-2009 2:44:07 PM	A moonwalking funeral procession:
hero 29-Jun-2009 2:53:59 PM	Who was the person in the world happiest that MJ died? Malcolm Turnbull
IdratherbeclimbingM9 29-Jun-2009 3:30:26 PM	He is only a polly looking for a distraction. I thought it might have been ww&s ;-)
surfinclimb 29-Jun-2009 7:45:49 PM	On 28/06/2009 gordoste wrote: >Remember he was never found guilty before you get up on your soapbox. Soap box or not Gordoste you must remember the word I used was "alleged" not "found guilty". Lets also remember that he settled out of court on at least one occasion and it seems a little strange that a man with a lot of money who could afford to defend his honour would settle out of court for a few million $$. Anyway I really cant be bothered wasting my time talking about this Man. Yes you're right Phil it is friday funnies not Monday opinion night. A 80 year man walks into a confessional and says, "Father, I'm having sex 3 times a day with an 18yr old bikini model". The Father looks at him through the mesh and says, "Why are you telling me? You're not a Catholic." The old man replies, 'No, I'm not Catholic, but at the age of 80 I'm telling everyone!"
hero 3-Jul-2009 12:06:09 PM	What did MJ and Santa have in common? They both left little boys bedrooms with empty sacks. Too much?
Sabu 3-Jul-2009 12:57:36 PM	Never!
hero 3-Jul-2009 1:04:55 PM	You sure, I just called Santa a paedophile?
Eduardo Slabofvic 3-Jul-2009 1:12:00 PM	MJ has just arrived in Heaven and he's standing in line to speak to God where he has the opportunity to ask a question. The soul in front of MJ is that of a Zebra, and MJ can't help but overhear the Zebra's question. The Zebra says, "Dear God, am I a white horse with black stripes, or am I a black horse with white stripes?" God says, "You are what you are". The Zebra walks off pondering this. Now it’s MJ’s turn, but instead of asking the question, he says to God, “Yeah, I get the picture. I is what I is.”, and walks off to join the Zebra.
dmnz 3-Jul-2009 2:05:44 PM	On 29/06/2009 evanbb wrote: >On 29/06/2009 ajfclark wrote: >>On 28/06/2009 gordoste wrote: >>>Remember he was never found guilty before you get up on your soapbox. >> >>Neither was OJ... > >And apparently MJ spent $400m on legal fees. If I had $400m to piss up >the wall on legals I bet I could prove the moon was made of green cheese. No you couldnt!
evanbb 3-Jul-2009 2:11:35 PM	On 3/07/2009 dmnz wrote: >No you couldnt! Give me the $400m and we'll see won't we? I'd start by redefining green cheese and the moon.
ajfclark 3-Jul-2009 2:18:42 PM
hero 3-Jul-2009 2:26:00 PM	Very nice eduardo. It's good when a concept comes together as discussed.
MrsM10iswhereitsat. 3-Jul-2009 5:57:13 PM	On 3/07/2009 Mr hero wrote: >Very nice eduardo. It's good when a concept comes together as discussed. Ahh Mr hero that reminds me. How is this for closing the gap on a concept? Talk to your bartender. Ever since Derek my M10 love was a child, He has had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So a while back he went to a shrink and told him. . . 'I've got problems'. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. I'll sleep on it,' Derek said. Six months later the doctor met Derek on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new climbing rack!' 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! !' So much for shrinks. Go have a drink, and talk with whoever serves you!

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