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ajfclark

13-Mar-2009
1:30:50 PM

Discussions about motivation posters elsewhere on chockstone reminded me of this one: http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/20/633601391094754306-irony.jpg

hero

13-Mar-2009
2:31:03 PM

He he. Irony, the most powerful force in the universe. Karma is nothing but irony misunderstood.

A joke for the nerds, well, a bumpersticker:

There are l0 people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

And for the others, to steal from Paul.

A blonde walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so he gave her one.


ajfclark

13-Mar-2009
2:59:35 PM

On 13/03/2009 hero wrote:
>There are 10 people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?

57006


ajfclark

13-Mar-2009
3:02:04 PM

On 13/03/2009 hero wrote:
>A blonde walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

I've heard this one as "A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre so the bartender gave it to her".


pmonks

14-Mar-2009
9:11:43 AM

Q. How does an Eskimo build a house?
A. He glues it.


anthonyk

14-Mar-2009
10:15:14 AM

On 14/03/2009 pmonks wrote:
>Q. How does an Eskimo build a house?
>A. He glues it.

thats one of the worst ever ;)


rodw

14-Mar-2009
11:09:27 AM

Whats an IG?

An eskimo's house without a dunny.

bl@ke

16-Mar-2009
10:19:27 AM

Q. whats black and screaming

A. stevie wonder answering the iron

stonetroll

16-Mar-2009
10:49:35 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud and then go back across the road ?

Because he was a dirty double crosser !


Phil Box

20-Mar-2009
5:02:09 PM

Wot, no Phriday Phunnies yet.

Why are peas small and green?

Because if they were big and red they would be a fire truck.

20-Mar-2009
5:20:41 PM

On 14/03/2009 anthonyk wrote:
>On 14/03/2009 pmonks wrote:
>>Q. How does an Eskimo build a house?
>>A. He glues it.
>
>thats one of the worst ever ;)

Well if we're plumbing the depths:

A man told a friend ten puns to see if any would get a laugh. No pun in ten did.

wollemi

20-Mar-2009
8:15:27 PM

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.


Cranky

20-Mar-2009
10:10:57 PM

Whats worse than having a scout in your pocket.

A brownie in your pants!


freesolo

21-Mar-2009
12:10:40 AM

how many alzheimer patients does it take to change a lightbulb??

to get to the other side


pmonks

21-Mar-2009
6:17:42 AM

Totally non-PC joke here, so apologies in advance if I offend anyone...

Q. What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
A. Not being crippled!

(surprisingly a seppo told me that joke!)


anthonyk

27-Mar-2009
9:15:03 AM

why did the mexican take his wife to the cliff?

tequila


climbingfool

27-Mar-2009
9:28:36 AM

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

(Dyslexics of the World Untie!)

Wollemi

27-Mar-2009
12:23:02 PM

Hear about the devil-worshipping, dyslexic insomniac?

He would lie awake all night wondering if there really was a Santa.

bl@ke

27-Mar-2009
7:27:12 PM

a six seater plan crashed into a cemetary today and so far 250 bodys have been recovered.


JimboV10

28-Mar-2009
10:11:20 AM

How do you make an orphans hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until daddy comes home....

** Ducks the bottles thrown from the crowd **

And one adapted from Gran Turino...

An aid climber, a boulderer and a trad hippy walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says "F*ck off"

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