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Gavo
25-Feb-2011
11:42:34 AM
100 things learnt from experience

http://www.ukclimbing.com/articles/page.php?id=37
bones
25-Feb-2011
12:06:56 PM
love this line

Routes that feel easy for the grade are.
Routes that feel hard for the grade aren't

Gavo
25-Feb-2011
1:26:43 PM
My favourites (and most appropriate given the recent discussions) include:

Family and non-climbing friends will find it hard at first to understand that visits and other social engagements are strictly conditional on a crap weather forecast. (this is me through and through, though then they end up complaining when they dont see me even if the weather is crap because I have a go at getting a break in that bad weather and go anyway :P)

You can hit someone harder with a large Hex than a large Friend. <---thats the appropriate one :)

There is no comfortable way to sleep on a slope. (grr)

# When camping, take an empty two-litre orange juice bottle with a screw-on cap with you. You'll understand why when, having drunk seven pints and passed out, you wake up and realise it's pissing down and freezing cold outside.

# Never drink out of orange juice bottles at camping sites in the morning, especially if you have a hangover.

ajfclark
25-Feb-2011
1:28:26 PM
On 25/02/2011 Gavo wrote:
>You can hit someone harder with a large Hex than a large Friend. <---thats the appropriate one :)

Is this like some busted version of rock paper scissors? Hex beats friend, Hammer beats hex...

Gavo
25-Feb-2011
1:31:52 PM
Could be, but Im not volunteering to play it with anyone

jkane
25-Feb-2011
1:32:09 PM
Did no one think this was funny or do i need to work on my material?
http://www.chockstone.org/Forum/Forum.asp?Action=Display&ForumID=1&MessageID=97779

Gavo
25-Feb-2011
1:33:41 PM
Are you saying you really want some draws, or a kidney. Cause I feel uncomfortable laughing at someone who needs a kidney :)

Gavo
25-Feb-2011
1:38:19 PM
http://rockandice.com/tnb-blog/milestones.html

Not so much funny, but a decent read.. so far.. Im not finished.

The kicking your fathers ass part gave me a chuckle

jkane
25-Feb-2011
1:39:18 PM
Haha, the draws. My kidneys are fine. Feel free to laugh at me.

Gavo
25-Feb-2011
1:41:43 PM
muhahahha
PDRM
25-Feb-2011
1:53:26 PM
Photobucket

and

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

ajfclark
25-Feb-2011
1:55:23 PM
That was on passiveaggressivenotes a few months back: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/28/this-gift-might-help-with-some-of-the-pre-wedding-stress-or-not/
PDRM
25-Feb-2011
2:03:22 PM
On 25/02/2011 ajfclark wrote:
>That was on passiveaggressivenotes a few months back: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.co
>/2010/04/28/this-gift-might-help-with-some-of-the-pre-wedding-stress-or-not/

just sharing the love...

Gavo
25-Feb-2011
2:04:38 PM
the love... of cake

ajfclark
25-Feb-2011
2:04:52 PM
My favourite [passiveaggressivenote] is still the vegetarian support group one.

ajfclark
25-Feb-2011
2:07:50 PM
On 25/02/2011 Gavo wrote:
>the love... of cake

That reminds me... http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html

Some of the others are better... http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/02/scariest-story.html
bones
25-Feb-2011
2:26:29 PM
On 25/02/2011 jkane wrote:
>Did no one think this was funny or do i need to work on my material?
>http://www.chockstone.org/Forum/Forum.asp?Action=Display&ForumID=1&MessageID=97779



I thought it was funny, but was waiting for someone to say you can get it cheaper in the US

Gavo
27-Feb-2011
9:05:39 PM
Im sure this was put up sometime, but I just found it and I thought it was awesome.

http://tripwow.tripadvisor.com/slideshow-photo/seen-at-the-pines-campground-arapiles-by-travelpod-member-feeling_alive-natimuk-australia.html?sid=10323772&fid=tp-7

ajfclark
4-Mar-2011
2:13:55 PM
Not really funny, but something to chew some time on a Friday afternoon: http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/ultimate-pirate-ship-bedroom

ambyeok
4-Mar-2011
3:20:43 PM
Yeah but it will be funny as hell once the kid gets stuck in the slide or slips going down the rope and Steve gets his arse sued off.

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