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Impersonate a Chocky Mini Rocks Comp Extraveganza 19-Dec-2009 At 8:14:00 AM GravityHound

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Hello Chockstone dearies

Well it has been an eventful few days. Derek my M10 and I have been banging like rabbits and quite frankly I am red raw. Nothing a lovely cup of chamomile tea won’t fix – once it has cooled down of course. No matter how much we ponder some things in life will never be answered.

Why do male cicadas have inverted penises?

One day a boulderer was walking home from uni and his sport climbing mate rides towards him on a new bike. The sport climber stops and the boulderer asks “Where did you get the new bike”.

The sport climber replies “You will never believe it. I was walking along in the park and this really hot girl rode up to me, pulled me behind the bushes, ripped all her clothes off and said “Take what you want!””

The boulderer thought about it and replied “So you took the bike? Good thing, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you”.

Well everyone have a lovely weekend. Not too many drinkies now. We don’t want too many sore heads on Monday.