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Genuine Wooden Poostu Spoon for sale. 19-Dec-2014 At 6:59:44 PM Jayford4321
On 17/12/2014 timtom wrote:
>Coming down into poostu with big wooden spoon...
>Hows spagnuts today? As for me Ive got a couple of concerns-
>1) There seems to be a bad smell coming up out of this poostu and I feel
>burdened by the lord to ask Rightarmbad if his right testicle is bad also?
>Its very likely. Which means he probly has crows on his head pecking away
>at his bread coming down. Badballs has one of two choices if he wants to
>live- cut off his balls, which probly wont change him much or figure out
>and perform the answer to the question above, not easy.
>2) I am also getting bad electrogenic interferance in the poowell. This
>type of interferance is typical of excessive vibrator use, so once again
>I feel burdened by the lord to ask the ladies of the well to limit their
>time on the vibrator to 3 lots of 30min sessions per day, and if any blokes
>are thinking of buying their daughter a vibrator for Christmas to get a
>5 star energy efficiency rated one. Apparantly Tommy vibrators are best-
>five star, dual control, variable speed and comes in 3 sizes- fat, medium
>and skinny. Good luck with that.
>3) If anyone can find Simey can you please tell him that we need a bigger
>pot. There is some wench up there getting hammered and sending poothings
>down with no shame. The pots spilling water. Its starting to gongeal,,
>f--- it where's my spoon?
>Who took the wooden spoon? Did you take the wooden spoon Badballs. Have
>you got it Spagnuts? 13%?

Sorry badballs and 13%, but I have the genuine non titanium wooden article, and it is for sale to the highest Chockstone bidder.

No timtam, I did not flog it from you. Insted I scored it from Ed after he finished using it to whip simey into shape over something or other to do with guidebook leftout routes, or maybe it was it just plain eroticism? Don't know and don't care. Either way, I need to pay off Angel for her (in this season of merriment) gay salutations, or was it predictions and advice she gave me earlier? Damn this consumer oriented world, but as you can see I have debts even though I have retained my soul as an inheritance for the grandniece.

If I could afford to keep it from timtam I would, but my debts overwhelm me, so who wants it and more importantly what are you prepared to offer for it?
Serious discount is offered to 13% and badballs ahead of other offers if they are prepared to help out in this season of generosity, as this fits with my ethos of depriving the currently mute timtam of anything half resembling a pleasurable chocky comeback fix.
Yeh, I know, I sed earlier somewhere that I am tolerant, but tolerance only goes so far, an besides, I am saving for a bargain on Ti icescrews in a recent For Sale shred, by outbidding tha PI dude and get $60 to take them off sellers hands.


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