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On the subject of irrelevance... 26-Apr-2004 At 1:52:52 PM Tel

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speaking of Ducks...
duck walks into a bar, Barmen says "what'll you have"
duck replies " I'd like some bread thanks"
Barmen replies" sorry mate we don't have bread, so what'll you have? "
Duck thinks for a bit and says , " I'll just have some bread"
Barmen looks at the duck and says , "Mate I' ve already told you we don't have bread, now do you want something !!!!"
Duck says " in that case I just get the bread"
The barmen fuming with anger says" look mate I've told you ..NO BREAD.. now if you ask again I'll naill your friggin' bill to the bar...NOW what do you want !"
The duck looks at the barmen and says" You got any nails?'
the exasperated barmen sinks with his head on the bar and replies " no I don't have any nails"
"well in that case I'll have some bread"

no don't thank me........ really
one other thing
" Why is a duck?"