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OT: Rebelious reopening of locked topic 26-Aug-2010 At 2:22:34 PM markq

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lighten up guys...

Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im.

Homer: If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

Homer (giving a lecture on marriage): What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."

Homer: A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling.
(Marge pries the waffle off the ceiling.)

Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... (munch munch munch) mmm... sacrelicious.

Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.