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Poll Option Votes Graph
Retire with a farewell parade through Katoomba 1
Party on top of the Three Sisters with strippers 20
Join the commentary team with M9 on Chockstone 5
Put up new gr35 at Ben Cairn belayed by strippers 5
Film retrospective with friends in period dress 5
Form a rap duo called 'Moss 'n Claw' 3
Rap battle with strippers, hot tubs & cocaine 7

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Time for Steve Moon and Mikl Law to retire? 8-Jan-2010 At 11:03:26 AM -deano-
i dont think they should retire at all, but if they did, then they should form a rap duo:
"moss 'n claw"

but instead of wearing baggy pants and lots of bling, they should wear lycra and rusty mild steel chain with old biners and the like.

hits include:

Holedriller "i ain't nuthin' but a hole driller / this route aint nothing but a gap filler" (a tribue to squeeze jobs)
Can I Clip It "yes you can" (a tribue to shitty bolts)
Hotel Cantaffordya (a rap style cover, altered lyrics discuss bumming in carparks and paddocks and garbage cans)
96 Moss and Law "just the two of us" (exaggerated story about fa of Bladderhozen, wearing bladderhozen in film clip of course)
The Hozefreed Section (another story about the above - rap groups often make multiple songs about the exact same thing)
Thump Thump (a number about ground falls)
Straight Outta Blackheath "straight out blackheath / crazy motherf---ers named moss and claw / dont mess wit us, or we'll drill a hole in your ass raw"
Nice Vice Baby "alright stop / drop your rope and listen / claw is back with my brand new invention" (song about making bolts)

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