In defence of Steve's argument (but I'm sorry, not the name) you'd be surprised how much flow through traffic natimuk gets which is unrelated to climbing. And there is a population of 13000 just 25km who know nothing about climbing but often picnic at the hill, and would come for coffee. There are few nice places an easy day trip from Horsham.
On the bean theme
What about 'bean down so long it looks like up to me' (no, not seriously)
or on the hooters theme, jugged globe - stick with what you know. |