Ah, love a good lawyer joke mrsM10.
With apologies to Kate Fin who told it much better. You need to read this aloud.
A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a pint. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"
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