General Climbing Discussion

Topic	Date	User
Friday Funnies	8-Apr-2005 At 10:48:52 AM	PrincessFingers
Message
Okay, I have another one.... Three mates sitting at the bar. An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie. The Italian – When I finish maken a love to my girlafriend, I go downa gently and tickela back of the kneesa…. She floatsa six inchesa abovea da bed in ecstasy! The Frenchman adds – You sink zat is good. When I finish with ze girl, ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick the soles of ze feet, she float 12 inches above ze bed in ecstasy! The Aussie – Oh mate, that’s nothing… When I finish ridin my bird, I wipe my knob on the curtin and she hits the f*@king roof!!!

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