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Winter, USA Mountaineering Records 8-Jan-2015 At 9:49:32 PM ChuckNorris

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Stugang sets omelette records in Melbourne Victoria.

3 egg omelette and one piece of toast. Bed to bed 4 min 23 secs in two storey house. Back downstairs and up again with orange juice in 43 secs.

Round two. 3 egg omelette with mushroom and steamed spinach. No toast but included a piss, shit and extreme hand wash. 5 min and 4 seconds only. Coffee done simultaneously one sugar and no milk - added 14 seconds to the omelette which would have been a 4 min 50 sec omelette without the coffee. All delivered and devoured without the aid of fluffy slippers.

Round 3. 4 eggs scrambled divided into two portions two pieces of toast one buttered the other not, both cut into two pieces. Served on two separate plates and hand delivered without fluffy slippers

Round 5. Plates collected and washed. Kids dressed and on bikes in 7 mins 28 secs without wife assistance. Playing soccer in park 4 minutes ZERO seconds later.

Stick that in ya pipe and smoke it Dan. All of these feats were achieved on the same day without rest in between.