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General Climbing Discussion

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Shit happens 10-Apr-2014 At 11:44:48 PM ChuckNorris
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On 10/04/2014 skegly wrote:
>On a similar note for the climbers heading to India.
>
>Be very careful where you pee. Unlike Australia people seem to do it everywhere
>so I went to a discrete wall to pee. Mid stream a guy came out and started
>to scream at me. I simply replied that it is India and it seems the thing
>to do. He said yes but this is the fence of a temple!

Well in Mexico they encourage it. Story goes that on a road trip back in the day I was having a beer with a mate an off the road town iand we'd had a weird night dealing with dodgy restaurant owners as to the origin of their squid. So anyways we were sitting on the balcony of the poshest part of town (where a beer cost a dollar fifty) overlooking the historic town squAre, when this dude in the middle of all the town square crowds just flops it out and starts squirting it proudly in the air all over statues, gardens and twisting around to get maximum spread.

We being a bit lagered up thought this would be a fun time to take the piss (ie human to human version of a troll) so we left our distinguished bar bought a takeaway and plonked ourselves down on a park bench next to mr squirts. We came up with a cunning plan to shame him and asked him (in Spanish) 'excuse me do you know if there is a bathroom nearby). He looked at us in bewilderment and said "here here who cares'. And so we did in squirterific adoration of our master.

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