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Friday Funnies 26-Jul-2013 At 3:13:33 PM prb
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M9 can let me know if this one has appeared before on here:

Two women friends had gone out for a girls' night out and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the c--ktails. Whilst incredibly drunk and walking home, they both needed to pee and, since there was a nearby graveyard, one of them suggested they squat behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. However, her friend was wearing expensive underwear and didnít want to ruin hers, so she salvaged a large ribbon from a wreath and proceeded to wipe herself with it. The two of them then made their way home.

The next day, the first womanís husband phoned the other husband and said, 'These damn girls' nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties!' 'Thatís nothing,' said the other. 'Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ĎFrom all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you.í

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