>Derek was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding his own business, waiting on it to turn green.
>A carload of young, loud ethniks, shouting anti-Australian slogans, stopped next to him.
>The light changed, the ethniks shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of him.
>Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
>For several minutes he sat in his car thinking to himself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So, today, bright & early, he went out & got a job as a truck driver!
Gold gold gold. |