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Friday Funnies 20-Apr-2012 At 2:31:09 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello lovely Chockstoners.

Mr Miguel75 who wrote on another place in Chockstone
>"I'm just as happy to share my beliefs as giggle along at the weird things we >(Christians/Mormons) do."
has been providing Derek my M10 love and me with lots of laughs lately on this lovely site, so Derek found him a reply funny!

Praise the Lord!

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, a brother from the gutter got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Brother, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Brother replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Brother's ear, placed his other hand on top of Brother's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

He prayed to the 'Almighty' for Brother, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
"Brother, how is your hearing now?"

Brother answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week!"