oh right. in all seriousness, there's the backpackers car-market thing at kings cross. can't remember the exact street. You'll be sure to find a suitably crap, beatup and lived-in-by-smelly-hippies at bargain, never to be repeated, cheaper than the amount required to remove the smell prices.
Otherwise you can always do the whole sydney.gumtree.com.au thing. they also have plenty of dirt-bag vehicles as it's free to post with up to 4 photos... |