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Trad Climbing Photography - Araps 14-Oct-2011 At 9:38:46 PM ChuckNorris

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Let me help...

Day 1

I have met climbing legend willing to risk life and limb for my photo album. His name is simey and he is going to konka cachoo, the mostest of the dangerest climbs in the world.

Excited about my mission I arrive early (11am) at the Natimuk Cafe - another project of his whirlwind of energy. I ask for the man that is up for conkering kerchook, I am told he is still resting in bed.

Suddenly I hear a voice....."bring me another latte and muffin....and clear this mess away."

Then I see the man of my dream. I am a little disappointed, his nose is too big and he looks a little too much like a chicken to be a true hero. But he changes all this by committing to konkering cachicken, the mostest dangerousnest climb in the universe.

Simey comes down and sits on the couch and screams for another latte.

Stay tuned for day too of my photo extravegetable.