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Chockstone Forum - General Discussion

General Climbing Discussion

Poll Option Votes Graph
M9 always brings a smile to my face 43
81% 
M9 annoys the shit out of me 10
19% 

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Author
M9 Poll
simey
11/12/2009
3:19:06 PM
On 11/12/2009 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>Would it be good for you(?), or Chockstone(??), if I was to get into a
>slanging match with you here?
>~> Just curious about your reaction...

Jeezus M9 you don't ask someone whether you can get into a slanging match with them. You just do it.

Can someone help M9 and get stuck into me to show him how it is done properly. Anything that might just help him liven up his posts and get him away from practising his html bullshit.


wallwombat
11/12/2009
3:52:50 PM
On 11/12/2009 simey wrote:

>Can someone help M9 and get stuck into me to show him how it is done properly.
>Anything that might just help him liven up his posts and get him away from
>practising his html bullshit.

Purely for demonstration sake, it goes something like this

simey, your a dead set oxygen thief. You're in a couple of Beal ads a thousand years ago and you think you're something special. Simon says this.....Simon says that..... Well I say, kiss my arse. Immortalized in a photo of you falling off something. Wow, I'm impressed... You must be Bendigo's most famous graduate....I remember meeting you in 1992 and you had bandages on your feet. Who the hell gets around with bandages on their feet. Doing a bit of fire walking were you? Trying to impress some blokes girlfriend , where you? Almost as impressive as falling off things...when are you going to bore us to death with another guide book, simey? Gee! I can't wait...How's the cafe going, simey... or is that just more talk....blah...blah....blah........

There you go Mr Mentz.

Note: the above rant was meant as an example, no animals were harmed and no offence was meant whatsoever.

Have a nice day.
simey
11/12/2009
4:00:31 PM
Beautiful.

See M9... it's not that difficult to liven up your posts. That was a much better read than one of your efforts yesterday where you pointed out that three times people had said 'I doubt' almost in succession. That fascinating bit of info would have best been kept to yourself.

billk
11/12/2009
4:10:42 PM
On 11/12/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>On 11/12/2009 simey wrote:
Doing
>a bit of fire walking were you?

That's Charlie Creese - fire twirler/ fire walker extraordinare.

People often get Charlie and Simey confused.
simey
11/12/2009
4:13:48 PM
On 11/12/2009 billk wrote:
>People often get Charlie and Simey confused.

I don't think so.

wallwombat
11/12/2009
4:14:37 PM
I was pissed but I'm pretty sure it was simey.
J.C.
11/12/2009
4:15:11 PM
On 11/12/2009 simey wrote:
>On 11/12/2009 billk wrote:
>>People often get Charlie and Simey confused.
>
>I don't think so.

people do occasionally get simey confused with a malnourished jack russell/poodle cross though

wallwombat
11/12/2009
4:39:41 PM
It would have to be a rather tall jack russell/poodle cross, clever clogs.

IdratherbeclimbingM9
11/12/2009
5:10:14 PM
simey wrote;
>you don't ask someone whether you can get into a slanging match with them. You just do it.

True.
I wasn't asking, I was wondering about your reaction / how you think, and all that.
You confirmed my expectations, and I got a laugh out of it.
It seems a one way street; ie I enjoy your posts more than you enjoy mine.
~> Life can be tough like that sometimes.



On 11/12/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>It would have to be a rather tall jack russell/poodle cross, clever clogs.

... or a pissed tall one lying at the base of a boulder?


... some are creepy ~v








Hey simey. Igotchaonbelay for your next sexperiment.

Hereyago...


gordoste
11/12/2009
7:51:45 PM
On 10/12/2009 simey wrote:
>Well that's what we click onto Chockstone for. There is not much point
>in logging on to read dull, uninspired blather. I'm sure we have all contributed
>a few posts of dull dribble but nothing compared to M9 who feels a constant
>need to post, irrespective of whether he has got something interesting
>to say.
>
>What gets me is that some of the most entertaining voices on this site
>are the ones that get banned due to some minor indiscretion. What about
>banning people for boring, stupid posts?

What gets me is that you seem to be incapable of understanding that the internet is 49% dull uninspired blather, 49% uninformed rants and 2% interesting. And it's a different 2% for everyone. Stop assuming your own taste is universal, if you don't like it then hit ignore or switch off the computer.

Chuck Norris
11/12/2009
8:39:37 PM
Agree but delete M9s posts from chockstone and it would be 33 percent each way.

my theory is that M9 is the hex as they are the only "two" people that have been so obsessive with the site.
kieranl
11/12/2009
10:02:42 PM
On 11/12/2009 billk wrote:
>On 11/12/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>>On 11/12/2009 simey wrote:
> Doing
>>a bit of fire walking were you?
>
>That's Charlie Creese - fire twirler/ fire walker extraordinare.
>
>People often get Charlie and Simey confused.
There's fire-walking and then there's fire-stomping. One is a little less frantic than the other and it is best not to get confused about which one is done in bare feet.

IdratherbeclimbingM9
11/12/2009
10:58:16 PM
Hmm.
After my post re the condom piccie at 5:10 pm today...
simey almost immediately replied/wrote;
>It doesn't look like an extra large.

... and now that post is gone.
Perhaps he noticed where the staple is, and decided practicality usurps flaunting?
~> and here was I starting to think that the whole thread was started in sandbag fashion as an excuse to flaunt / posture / pickup?
... silly me.

;-)


On 11/12/2009 stugang wrote:
>my theory is that M9 is the hex as they are the only "two" people that have been so obsessive with the site.
>
... I am certain that hex would disagree with you re hex=M9.
And I also doubt that he would be pleased about being linked that closely to me as well!




From a statistics perspective.
nmonteith (majority poster #1) has had a whipping with the 'flame neil' thread.
M9 (majority poster #2) is copping his turn now.
~> Lookout dalai, ... you are next!

Heh, heh, heh.
maxdacat
11/12/2009
11:02:25 PM
or option c) isn't being an aid climber in Australia about as useful as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah?

wallwombat
11/12/2009
11:18:56 PM
On 11/12/2009 maxdacat wrote:
>or option c) isn't being an aid climber in Australia about as useful as
>a pork chop at a bar mitzvah?

Sounds like you've spent a lot of time on the north wall of the gorge at Buffalo.

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