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Official Flame Neil Thread

danny quade

8-Sep-2009
2:32:06 PM

does the N stand for Narkowicz?

could they really be the same person?


wallwombat

14-Sep-2009
10:56:03 AM

On 14/09/2009 nmonteith wrote:

>I agree with everything Wallwombat said.

It is now obvious that Neil Monteith is not only a cad and a bounder.

He is also clearly insane.

The only other explanation would be, the real Neil Monteith was kidnapped by aliens, who left some shonky, cyborg replacement as to not raise any suspicions.

Well, we can see through your extraterrestrial hoodwink!

You little green alien bastards!

Bring back the real Neil now.


Eduardo Slabofvic

14-Sep-2009
11:30:49 AM

On 14/09/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>He is also clearly insane.

I’m reliably informed that he has plastic nuts


IdratherbeclimbingM9

14-Sep-2009
1:38:16 PM

On 14/09/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>On 14/09/2009 nmonteith wrote:
>
>>I agree with everything Wallwombat said.
>
~~Context~~ ?
Heh, heh, heh.


Eduardo Slabofvic

14-Sep-2009
1:57:19 PM

nmonteith is like a dose of clap.

widewetandslippery

14-Sep-2009
1:58:48 PM

You're not about to link this with the dribble thread are you Eduardo are you?


Eduardo Slabofvic

14-Sep-2009
2:01:23 PM

yuk yuk yuk


Sarah Gara

14-Sep-2009
9:29:33 PM

On 14/09/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>On 14/09/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>>He is also clearly insane.
>
>I’m reliably informed that he has plastic nuts

Are they similar to these ones?....

>WWS wrote over on the gear lust thread..
>I don't know much about plastic nuts but I believe you can get ceramic inplants for adult male >dogs after castration so they have something to lick.

x

egosan

14-Sep-2009
10:11:06 PM

On 14/09/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>nmonteith is like a dose of clap.

... like a stream of bat's piss.

15-Sep-2009
5:22:42 PM

On 14/09/2009 egosan wrote:

>... like a stream of bat's piss.

He shines out like a shaft of gold while all around him is darkness.

(I haven't listened to the vinyl record, or checked out the accuracy of the quote through any search engine. And is it a single bat or is it a possessive bat?)

hero

15-Sep-2009
5:37:34 PM

Very witty, wilde.

PDRM

16-Sep-2009
8:37:45 AM

>>WWS wrote over on the gear lust thread..
>>I don't know much about plastic nuts but I believe you can get ceramic
>inplants for adult male >dogs after castration so they have something to
>lick.

http://www.neuticles.com/ultra.php Silicon nuts, not sure about ceramic...

widewetandslippery

16-Sep-2009
2:24:23 PM

Thanks for that Macca. I'd been told they were made of a ceramic previously. I'm glad you've shown me the truth.

Just think for US$449 you can have a set of big bouncy slicone balls, 2.75 inches long or get the custom job for $899.

PDRM

16-Sep-2009
2:31:22 PM

On 16/09/2009 widewetandslippery wrote:
>Thanks for that Macca. I'd been told they were made of a ceramic previously.
>I'm glad you've shown me the truth.

Ceramic ones would turn teabagging into a blood sport...

.M

Tlockwood

22-Sep-2009
10:46:17 AM

On 22/09/2009 NZclimber wrote:
>Where are the best crags in Tas for clipping bolts?

Star Factory - at Coles Bay (not much below gr25)
Hillwood - Launceston (not much above 25, best stuff is gr 18 - 24)
Mt Brown - Tasman Peninsula (best crag for gr22-27, only one route below gr20)

Adamsfield has bolts but i wouldn't recommend it. Sharp, epic driving approach and it rains a lot.

you spoil all the fun Neil :P

widewetandslippery

22-Sep-2009
3:24:49 PM

I heard Neil is the source of the spam and was to be banned from the site but he explained he gave his mother and sister the info because they're loose and up for it.


Eduardo Slabofvic

22-Sep-2009
4:44:32 PM

I heard that it wasn't really his mother and sister, but Neil himself in drag with a funny voice, but still loose and up for it.


ajfclark

22-Sep-2009
5:00:01 PM

I heard that was his real voice.

widewetandslippery

30-Sep-2009
2:18:07 PM

On 30/09/2009 One Day Hero wrote:
> Instead, my warmup stroll on Iron Curtain turned into a protracted
>shakefest as I dealt with thick red dust on every bloody hold!! (good lockoff
>training, brushing and blowing EVERY hold for 150m)

Blowing dust of every hold at Bungonia is the usual situation isn't it? It's just usually black lichen instead.

NM and ODH blow together.


evanbb

30-Sep-2009
2:19:32 PM

On 30/09/2009 widewetandslippery wrote:

>NM and ODH blow together.

And from what I understand they're about to hook up in the Grampians for the Real Thing.

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