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Sabu

24-Nov-2008
12:53:39 PM

On 24/11/2008 Cookie wrote:
>this should be a warning to all you over-lynxers (goodness knows why you
>would use it anyway *makes gagging noises*)
>
>Lynx Deoderant Kills 12 Year old boy

Don't worry i'm not an over user, its more of a cover up when the dirtbag & sweaty
cyclist smell gets a bit much for those near to me!

widewetandslippery

24-Nov-2008
12:57:01 PM

I think Cookie is trying to say fermented bum, I mean beer, smells better than Lynx.


Cookie

24-Nov-2008
1:28:55 PM

On 24/11/2008 widewetandslippery wrote:
>I think Cookie is trying to say fermented bum, I mean beer, smells better
>than Lynx.

morning after beer breath, sans toothpaste, smells better than some of those doused teenagers, that goes doubly for some of those sickly scents the school girls tend to saturate themselves in.

i would rather paddle around in a pool of beer dressed in a microkini with "cascade larger" tattooed all over my body... oh hell... i dont even know where i was going with that.

back on food... anyone in the CBD partaken of the Concorde Crepery for lunch or breakfast? AWESOME...


Sabu

24-Nov-2008
4:20:29 PM

On 24/11/2008 Cookie wrote:
>i would rather paddle around in a pool of beer dressed in a microkini
>with "cascade larger" tattooed all over my body... oh hell... i dont even
>know where i was going with that.
When you put that on youtube please do us a favor and post the link!


Cookie

25-Nov-2008
8:29:32 AM

>>know where i was going with that.
>When you put that on youtube please do us a favor and post the link!

i had half a mind to photoshop a very large woman and post it just for you Sabu... however, i dont have the time, and i'm not really that cruel >:-D


ajfclark

25-Nov-2008
9:30:09 AM

On 25/11/2008 Cookie wrote:
>i had half a mind to photoshop a very large woman and post it just for you Sabu... however, i dont have the time, and i'm not really that cruel :-D

I just did a google image search for "fat women bikini beer pool" to see if there was already an similar image. Now I need eye bleach.


Cookie

25-Nov-2008
9:37:02 AM

>
>I just did a google image search for "fat women bikini beer pool" to see
>if there was already an similar image. Now I need eye bleach.

hahahaha google images... oh noes! you can type the most innocent thing in there and burn your retinas with horror-clown mutilation pron of doom results!!


ajfclark

25-Nov-2008
10:02:31 AM

On 25/11/2008 Cookie wrote:
>hahahaha google images... oh noes! you can type the most innocent thing in there and burn your retinas with horror-clown mutilation pron of doom results!!

Turn off safe search and it gets through most web content filters too. Which is a great example of the futility of Australian governments plan to try and censor the entire internet... http://nocleanfeed.com/


Cookie

25-Nov-2008
10:44:08 AM

oh dear goodness.. why on earth would they do something to slow down australian internets even further!?!! and why? to try to stop people looking at other peple getting jiggy with it? or is it to stop people speaking out about things? what will happen to youtube and facebook and all the forums with the word "Feck" in it... gah!! angry cookie now.

Are they taking a page out of china's books?

devlin66

25-Nov-2008
10:47:09 AM

We are the nanny state. Legislate us all into conformity. At least we don't have the whole religous crap to deal with like they do in the US.


rodw

25-Nov-2008
10:48:48 AM

On 25/11/2008 devlin66 wrote:
>We are the nanny state. Legislate us all into conformity. At least we don't
>have the whole religous crap to deal with like they do in the US.

As Kevin rudd steps into/out of a church every time he sees a camera...give it time :)


ajfclark

25-Nov-2008
11:21:54 AM

On 25/11/2008 Cookie wrote:
>Are they taking a page out of china's books?

Yes. They are talking about (trying to) block all illegal content. This could include things like euthanasia and other topics that are technically illegal but need to be discussed.

The plan is full of holes. I understand that they aren't talking about blocking p2p, just web content. So VPNs, proxy forwarding, things running over other protocols and so on will all still get through. They say to protect people from kiddie porn. It's for the children! To protect them!

"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." - Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler


Cookie

25-Nov-2008
12:09:32 PM

>It's for the children! To protect them!

i have a simple solution to that... dont let the little buggers on the internet untill they are old enough to look at graphic pornography. its natural for a child to look up "rude" words in the dictionary just as it is natural for them to search for even ruder things when they are a teen.

bah for the children, what a lame excuse to put the thumb on us all.


tnd

25-Nov-2008
12:09:36 PM

Hitler? Hmph, what did he do on grit?

widewetandslippery

25-Nov-2008
12:13:48 PM

No one has tried to own the grit more than Hitler since the Romans.


Eduardo Slabofvic

25-Nov-2008
2:06:10 PM

The Luftwaffe have probably been the most enthusiastic tourists to the grit stone region.

pharmamatt

25-Nov-2008
2:16:53 PM

On 25/11/2008 widewetandslippery wrote:
>No one has tried to own the grit more than Hitler since the Romans.

the french had a good go, i'm surprised they didn't bolt it!


tnd

25-Nov-2008
2:54:41 PM

You guys slay me.


westie

1-Dec-2008
11:45:48 AM

On 22/11/2008 howzithanging? wrote:
>settle down old timer

why you young ##$4@@2%!!! (hahahahahaaaaaa - classic)

>move down to the pines.

Just spent last week there - glad to be there and glad to be back. Didn't see you there.

>the pension is just around the corner

won't need it fool... and 65 is a loooooong way away.

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