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new interesting chocky paradise dating competition

James

9-Nov-2005
9:28:05 PM

On 9/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
>I'm in desperate need of porn! :) Just the cover photo's got me hotter
>than a training session on a 40-degree night!!!! Come on help out a girl
>with no shame :) You know ya wanna ;)
>


Super Saiyan

9-Nov-2005
10:04:09 PM

so are we supposed to throw up all our hot pics of us climbing???


mousey

9-Nov-2005
10:45:46 PM

its all on now!!!


nmonteith

9-Nov-2005
11:45:10 PM

JCP - ever thought about getting a job with Cosmo magazine? Your retouching skills are world class!


anthonyk

10-Nov-2005
12:20:47 AM

maybe we need to run more of a "perfect match" style dating comp, where three lucky ladies get to ask questions from some mystery bachelor so find out if he's quality material for them. all we need are 3 lucky ladies and an anonymous eligible bachelor. :)


kerroxapithecus

10-Nov-2005
1:08:48 AM

I'm so laughing!!!!

>On 9/11/2005 nmonteith wrote:
>JCP - ever thought about getting a job with Cosmo magazine? Your retouching
>skills are world class!

Classic!

You want more interesting posts and topics but becoming a dating forum????....I dunno!

>On 10/11/2005 anthonyk wrote:
>maybe we need to run more of a "perfect match" style dating comp, where
>three lucky ladies get to ask questions from some mystery bachelor so find
>out if he's quality material for them.

Does there need to be any questions? I think they know what you're all like already (if this mystery man is one of the regs). A forum post tells a thousand words!

(thanks for the tips AlanD. See, I did it!!!!!!)


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
1:32:13 AM

I think that because Paradise suggested the idea of a dating thread she should be the "lucky lady"/"desperate girl with no shame" to go first. Then we, the chockstone public, should elect "3 mystery bachelors" for her to ask questions.

I vote for nmonteith, seeing he is already the man of her dreams...

On 9/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
> :) but have had reoccurring nightmares of getting kicked of chockstone
>by Neil-eek really scary!!!!

Nightmares? Sure that is the only time you dream about Neil???


anthonyk

10-Nov-2005
9:59:55 AM

On 10/11/2005 skip wrote:
>I think that because Paradise suggested the idea of a dating thread she
>should be the "lucky lady"/"desperate girl with no shame" to go first.
>Then we, the chockstone public, should elect "3 mystery bachelors" for
>her to ask questions.
>
>I vote for nmonteith, seeing he is already the man of her dreams...

oh yeah sorry got the format all wrong. thats right you're meant to have one lucky lady who asks all the questions, and the 3 eligible bachelors have to woo her with their responses. so yeah since it was her idea Paradise gets to sit on the little podium.

ok gentlemen, start your wooing.. or do you need questions first?

dalai

10-Nov-2005
10:30:54 AM

On 10/11/2005 anthonyk wrote:

>oh yeah sorry got the format all wrong. thats right you're meant to have
>one lucky lady who asks all the questions, and the 3 eligible bachelors
>have to woo her with their responses. so yeah since it was her idea Paradise
>gets to sit on the little podium.
>
>
>ok gentlemen, start your wooing.. or do you need questions first?

I am sure we could hire Greg Evan's cheaply and Dexter will be somewhere in props gathering dust.

The lucky couple then get wisked away for a weekend holiday to Arapiles (all expenses paid for - petrol, camp fees and dodgy pizza in Ararat on the drive home) Post weekend on Chockstone, the couple relay their interactions and about who fought over which leads. And finally whether they see a life of sharing a smelly tent and cramped belay ledges...

Goodvibes

10-Nov-2005
10:35:39 AM

Nice sluggoes Josh.


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
10:53:27 AM

Better get in quick. I believe Paradise is going to Arapiles this Friday.

Which lucky bachelor wants to accompany her?

Come on Paradise, give us your first question.


Paradise

10-Nov-2005
11:54:46 AM

LOL!!!! What a crack up :) My day at work's looking up, not to mention my weekend at Araps :)
Though I must say it was the pictures of rock I was looking forward to in Simons book not the rock hard pecs but I'll take what I can get :)
Nice pic JCP gotta love budgie smugglers!
Not sure Neil’s girlfriend would be impressed with suggestions he's number one on my list-plus he's prone to rummaging in bins :)

OK - taking her rightful place on the podium Miss Paradise asks her first question?

What climb at Araps would you lead me up (I'm doing a lead course this weekend so we'll have to save the swinging to the second date) to impress me with you climbing prowess? What is it about this climb/climbing attributes displayed that would woo me? Perhaps some ever so squashy belay ledges or romantic chimneys! Or you could scare the crap out off me so I'm forced to cling tight upon reaching you at the belay! A bit like taking none climbing girls to a scary movie :)

Bob Saki

10-Nov-2005
12:12:06 PM

If i was dating again:
my tactic would be to take you to punks in the gym. realise we couldn't even get one move down pat and that canoodling would be a much better option for the rest of the day!

jiminy cricket

10-Nov-2005
12:14:57 PM

On 10/11/2005 Paradise wrote:

>
>What climb at Araps would you lead me up (I'm doing a lead course this
>weekend so we'll have to save the swinging to the second date) to impress
>me with you climbing prowess?

Damn, I was going to ask if you were interested in Swinging. How do you feel about Female Friends?

Whatever we get up to on Saturday and Sunday, I promise on Monday morning you'll get up a Little Thor.


nmonteith

10-Nov-2005
12:16:01 PM

classic!


Paradise

10-Nov-2005
1:41:03 PM

On 10/11/2005 jiminy cricket wrote:

>Damn, I was going to ask if you were interested in Swinging. How do you
>feel about Female Friends?
>
>Whatever we get up to on Saturday and Sunday, I promise on Monday morning
>you'll get up a Little Thor.

Hee hee :) very funny
I have climbed "Swinging" was very fun! Like any girl I do enjoy a nice face :)

jiminy cricket

10-Nov-2005
2:13:44 PM

On 10/11/2005 Paradise wrote:

> Like any girl I do enjoy a nice face :)

Apparently any face can seem nice straight after a slab.

James

10-Nov-2005
2:20:33 PM

so does this competition fit in with shaggys 'Wenches in Trenches' project?

Nottobetaken

10-Nov-2005
2:51:16 PM

I think we’d have to start off with a slab – and a warm up session down the dingy little pathway known as Rat’s Alley. If that turns out to be too dirty for you – then obviously the choice would be to get a New Image – shortly thereafter obtaining some idea of your Hidden Secrets. I’m not into Swinging that much either, so once we’ve had a chat with the Crystal Prophet – I’d take the next exit down Blyth Street and go and visit Cecilia. She knows all the good nightclubs, specialises in Buddist Economics and even has a Guide For the Perplexed.

With Blind Ambition we’d set off to see her sister Mari, who’s a restaurant owner and very butch (at least for a chick!) However – chances are that that particular residence would be quite full – and we wouldn’t find a Vacancy – so would have to do a runner down Droop Street all the way back to the Pharos.

By this stage you’d no doubt be completely Dazed and Confused – so we’d finish the date off with you shouting for Kingdom Come – whilst I complete The Second Coming.

jiminy cricket

10-Nov-2005
2:56:19 PM

Brilliant! How could you resist that offer Paradise?

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