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new interesting chocky paradise dating competition


nmonteith

10-Nov-2005
8:50:56 PM

Paradise asks the questions - the guys do the answering...


kerroxapithecus

10-Nov-2005
8:55:04 PM

ooooooow aaoooooooooow
ooooooow aaoooooooooow

that's the Perfect Match theme without the melody.

James

10-Nov-2005
9:21:27 PM

Frenzal Rhomb did a cover of the Home & Away theme - maybe they can come out of their JJJ retirement
& do a Perfect Match theme...


cheesehead

10-Nov-2005
9:25:20 PM

To drop hints, I think 'the hippy song' might be a fitting future theme song for Paradise

James

10-Nov-2005
9:31:29 PM

ok so maybe the waifs should do the theme


Paradise

11-Nov-2005
12:34:04 PM

On 10/11/2005 James wrote:
>ok so maybe the waifs should do the theme

YuK! I might be a bit of a hippy but can't go past a bit of dirty ROCK n Roll :) If I could choose a band to make a theme song I guess it would have to be John Spenser Blues Explosion or maybe The Drones, though in my quieter more reflective moments I do indulge in a little Neil Young :)

Hmmm perhaps time for the second question!
After a hard days climbing I've worked up a serious hunger! What would you rustle up back in the pines to satisfy my needs?


steph

11-Nov-2005
12:40:17 PM

hunger for what???


Sabu

11-Nov-2005
12:42:20 PM


anthonyk

11-Nov-2005
2:54:41 PM

On 11/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
>Hmmm perhaps time for the second question!
>After a hard days climbing I've worked up a serious hunger! What would
>you rustle up back in the pines to satisfy my needs?

ooh it'd have to be a stew of assorted stuff "fresh" from the safeway dumpsters at horsham. can't promise what it'll be but i'm sure the surprise adds excitement. well maybe not so fresh if it isn't dumpster day or its had to be stored (sans fridge/esky) in the sun for a few days. but sticking a cardboard box over it keeps it good for a while.

if wer gonna splash out could even be served with a side of some random meat cuts from the milkshake shop in nati, we could even make a game out of it and play "spot the cut that is within a month after its use-by date". (ok freezing keeps it a bit longer, but still, buying stuff that says use-by september when its late november is not so reassuring)

wait a sec i'm meant to be "wooing" here hey.. well for desert i'd try and sell off some old gear booty i'd found and hitch into town to buy some milkshakes which we could drink as the sun sets while we walk along the (skanky) salt "beach" at mitre lake. mmmm.. almost as romantic as the mud & oil pit they call lake tolondo.


Paradise

11-Nov-2005
3:39:50 PM

On 11/11/2005 anthonyk wrote:
>>if wer gonna splash out could even be served with a side of some random
>meat cuts from the milkshake shop in nati, we could even make a game out
>of it and play "spot the cut that is within a month after its use-by date".
buy some milkshakes which we could drink as the sun sets while we walk along the
>(skanky) salt "beach" at mitre lake. mmmm.. almost as romantic as the
>mud & oil pit they call lake tolondo.
>
Hmm sound ever so tempting but I’m vegetarian-does the nut milk bar sell out of date tofu as well? Do they do soy milk shakes? I am an aquatic ecologist so mitre lake does sound romantic so long as you don't mind me picking up random bits of crap a reeling of some Latin name :)


Paradise

11-Nov-2005
4:40:48 PM

Woo hoo off to Araps to lose my virginity on the sharp end :) see ya all on the other side.


runnit

11-Nov-2005
5:14:01 PM

On 11/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
>Woo hoo off to Araps to lose my virginity on the sharp end :)

Please tell me this about starting to lead and not realted to the dating game . . .

one day hero

11-Nov-2005
6:10:27 PM

I hope you know a bit about protection, good luck getting it in


mousey

11-Nov-2005
7:11:32 PM

that would be fun,spcially if you were run out above dodgy gear
how would you decide whether or not to blow the onsight?


steph

12-Nov-2005
1:09:25 PM

On 11/11/2005 JCP wrote:
>that would be fun,spcially if you were run out above dodgy gear
>how would you decide whether or not to blow the onsight?

hehe blow...


anthonyk

12-Nov-2005
9:47:42 PM

On 11/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
>Woo hoo off to Araps to lose my virginity on the sharp end :) see ya all
>on the other side.

wow you're brave. i never even thought of losing my "virginity on the sharp end", it must take some balance, good luck with that.

oh bags not belaying either.

(apologies to the squeemish readers for dragging this otherwise relatively innocuous thread even further down the gutter..)


anthonyk

12-Nov-2005
9:51:17 PM

On 11/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
>Hmm sound ever so tempting but I’m vegetarian-does the nut milk bar sell
>out of date tofu as well? Do they do soy milk shakes?

after a week sitting in the sun you won't tell the difference, it all ends up the same in the end.

> I am an aquatic
>ecologist so mitre lake does sound romantic so long as you don't mind me
>picking up random bits of crap a reeling of some Latin name :)

"that piece of slime is otherwise known as revoltingus monotonous"

*sighs*


alrob

13-Nov-2005
1:34:00 AM

paradise, i loooiove you!@


Sabu

13-Nov-2005
10:20:40 AM

On 12/11/2005 anthonyk wrote:
>wow you're brave. i never even thought of losing my "virginity on the
>sharp end", it must take some balance, good luck with that.
>
>oh bags not belaying either.

ahahahaaha nice one, thats down a level!! ahahaah !!

patto

13-Nov-2005
5:17:04 PM

On 11/11/2005 JCP wrote:
>that would be fun,spcially if you were run out above dodgy gear
>how would you decide whether or not to blow the onsight?

I've met some girls that would blow anything onsight. If you are foolish enough to harness yourself to one of those just make sure you have excellent protection. Even then it is unwise to risk you nuts on such mount.

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