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new interesting chocky paradise dating competition


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
3:21:09 PM

Who was is that said Chocky has lost it's appeal? This is the funniest thread I've read yet. Jiminy, your on fire. 10 points from Paradise for humour. Your in the lead.

Damn, I wish I'd joined you two for swinging that day. Sounds like you had fun

For our day of climbing I'd start off on Necrophilliac (The Atridae) and finish with Ejaculation (Organ pipes). I might even consider The Second Coming (The Pharos). If I really want to impress I might even pull out Karma Sutra (The Bluffs).
All I can say is that there will be alot of grabbing for jugs and a bit of jamming cracks.

jiminy cricket

10-Nov-2005
3:43:22 PM

On 10/11/2005 skip wrote:
>I'd start off on Necrophilliac.
Don't bother. You won't even get warmed up on that one.

Nottobetaken

10-Nov-2005
3:47:35 PM

...especially if she's dead.


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
3:59:51 PM

I know, I know, bad taste. I wonder how long the mods will leave that there for?


Paradise

10-Nov-2005
4:09:12 PM

On 10/11/2005 skip wrote:

>All I can say is that there will be alot of grabbing for jugs and a bit
>of jamming cracks.

You're all class skip :) You won't be getting anywhere near my jugs with lines like that! You'd better stick to plastic :) I see you're heading to araps this weekend see ya up there.


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
4:16:42 PM

On 10/11/2005 Paradise wrote:
> You won't be getting anywhere near my jugs with lines like that!

I thought you might say that. Just wait till you half way up the pitch - oops, "I swear i was clipped in". Oh well. Resistance is gone.

jiminy cricket

10-Nov-2005
4:22:50 PM

On 10/11/2005 skip wrote:
>I'd start off on Necrophilliac...and finish with Ejaculation...

Sounds like the date will end prematurely - for both of you.

Warm ups can be complicated. My advice for a young fella like you Skip is to start with A New Toy rather than the usual Horn Piece. The inexperienced shouldn't ever begin with A Loaded Gun.


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
4:23:31 PM

1 hour


nmonteith

10-Nov-2005
4:29:04 PM

The mods won't be touching this GOLD topic!


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
4:38:38 PM

Hear that guys, free for all.

James

10-Nov-2005
4:52:26 PM

what do you think Louis Lane would be like covered In Lemon Butter?

PS: careful you don't make a Pilot Error playing with the New Toy....

Nottobetaken

10-Nov-2005
5:03:40 PM

Lemon Butter… - now is that a type of metaphor for ‘Milk Blood’?


Sabu

10-Nov-2005
5:47:21 PM

On 10/11/2005 jiminy cricket wrote:
>On 10/11/2005 skip wrote:
>>I'd start off on Necrophilliac.
>Don't bother. You won't even get warmed up on that one.
ahaha with enough friction (as friction causes heat) then u should be right!! it was despraite though, very slippery and insecure, takes a lot of practice to get right!!

anyone interested in a Deepthroat Moist Lungs date at camels!! ya never know soon u could be yelling Oh F*ck!!!!


Paradise

10-Nov-2005
6:02:34 PM

On 10/11/2005 skip wrote:
Just wait till you half way up the pitch
>- oops, "I swear i was clipped in". Oh well. Resistance is gone.

What would you do without your beloved VP :)


Paradise

10-Nov-2005
6:03:54 PM

On 10/11/2005 James wrote:
>
>what do you think Louis Lane would be like covered In Lemon Butter?
>
MMMM tart!


Paradise

10-Nov-2005
6:06:50 PM

On 10/11/2005 Sabu wrote:
>anyone interested in a Deepthroat Moist Lungs date at camels!! ya never
>know soon u could be yelling Oh F*ck!!!!

I'd be up for a little Dominance and Submission but then I'm a Soft Touch, Slut's Honour :)

Anyone know if you can quote from more than one post?

jiminy cricket

10-Nov-2005
6:39:47 PM

>I'd be up for a little Dominance and Submission but then I'm a Soft Touch,
>Slut's Honour :)

But Paradise my dear, everyone knows that Sluts Have No Honour. I'm in a State of Shock over your Gutter Talk but yet Bewitched by you. Maybe it's just Wishful Thinking on my part.


nmonteith

10-Nov-2005
6:41:53 PM

At least when you're on the dancefloor you don't Boogie Till You Puke...

James

10-Nov-2005
7:00:19 PM

.. and in breaking news just to hand, Auntie Florrie will be Bonk(ing), the Duck at on chanel 3 at 4pm.
Evelyn decided she Might As Well indulge in some Earthly Pleasures despite being Leather Bound.. and
A Shorter History of Women's Bodies was controversially descibed as Boring Boring Boring Boring.


Climboholic

10-Nov-2005
7:44:40 PM

Now that the mods have promised to stay off our backs, lets get you set-up Paradise.

Tell us some more about yourself. What do you like? What are you looking for in a man? How hard do you climb? How big is your rack?

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