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Topic	Date	User
my toe hurts	24-Nov-2004 At 10:42:53 PM	elmo_lives
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Wobble gosh buttressing syndrome? Jeepers! I’ll have to consult my hitchhikers guide to the galaxy to find out what that is: Wobble gosh buttressing syndrome – a rare and dangerous disease that usually occurs when a rock climber drinks green gargle blaster, gets on a pogo stick and falls into a pool of wobble gosh. This can lead to seriously social behaviour and possible a broken pinkie toenail or fingernail (rare in this case.) Only cure known so far has been to stop climbing for a few weeks and take up surfing instead, cause climbing shoes can damage it. Even lose ones, which a climber shouldn’t own anyway. “Your prolife? What does that make me?” –Bill Hicks

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