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FS - RH Petzl Ascension Ascender 5-Aug-2013 At 10:53:22 PM ChrisE

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Wonderful work Duang Daunk Holmes. Your calculating intellect amazes me. I'm sure you will make a great investigatory journalist/self-appointed private investigator one day. I could only hope that one day I can be as cool/sleuth as you, bored enough or perhaps girlfriendless enough to uncover deceit and lies one perp at a time.
If the details so interest you, I don't own an LH jumar at this nascent stage in my embryonic climbing career. I have one RH NForce jumar and one RH Ascension jumar. I was given the NForce first than bought the Ascension later not realising that it was in fact an RH jumar. Yes, I know, how could anyone be so stupid? That kind of stupidity will get you killed one day, one might insist.
Nevertheless, one slushy winter's day, I decided to take them for a spin to see which one I preferred and after using two RH jumars (one Ascension and one NForce) on Ozymandias between Thursday 31 July to Saturday 2 August I decided that I preferred the trigger mech on the NForce so am now endeavouring to sell my Ascension in order to purchase a LH NForce.
Since I spend alot of time trying to find ways to gain your approval I hope that I have absolved myself in your eyes.
And many thanks for your determination in "calling BS" despite your lack of information, context and evidence.

Thank you for your service. You're such a great guy. I'm sure you're like the best ever climber and stuff as well. We all believe in you.