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Friday Funnies 8-Oct-2010 At 2:04:54 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello Chockerstone dearies. Derek my M10 love has told me that there have been some unusual posts on this lovely site this week. Goodness me, he mentioned all sorts of things like spooning, and inappropriate photos, and other innuendo too rude to repeat. Teeheehee, he tells me the funniest things sometimes.

He said the trip reports were worth reading too as there are plenty of them this week, but that they can sometimes take a bit of finding and some of them finish just as they start to become interesting. He says that reports can come in many styles and when I asked him to please explain, he gave me one he found to post but I am not too sure about it being much of a report. What do you think?

An aging curly haired boulderer arrived home after a long bouldering session out at the mount, and was horrified to find his current friend in bed with a young, handsome boy.

Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about:"

"Driving home from Horsham, I saw this young guy hitching, looking poor and tired (very much like a young version of that odd fellow who occasionally catches public transport from interstate to camp at the Pines), so I offered him a lift.

He was hungry, so I brought him home and fed him some of the cafe leftovers you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.

His trad climbing shoes were worn out so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't wear because they are no longer your style.

He was cold, so I gave him that lovely tight new birthday T-shirt you never wore even once because you said the sleeves were too long, and that it didn't suit you, but I think that it is because you have put on weight.

His trousers were worn out too, so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.

Then as he was about to leave the house, he paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your lover doesn't use anymore?'

"And so, here we are!"