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Friday Funnies 10-Sep-2010 At 5:08:24 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello Chockerstone lovelies. Hasn’t it been an interesting time lately on this lovely site.
Dearie me, talk about an unexpected election outcome, will Chockerstone ever get over the scandal of a Moderator joining the ranks of the opposition?
Mr stugang putting his hand up (where?) to get elected was also a bit of a shock to Derek my M10 love. He says he was also disappointed to be pipped at the post, during the Chockerstone Moderator election process, though he is not surprised about Mr simey being wasted early in that process. He reckons those two going for that job and Mr stugangs ultimate election reminds him of the following story for some reason or other.

Once a long while ago, there was a shipload of boulderers travelling on an overseas cruise to far off New Zealand to attend the fabled Castle Hill bouldering area.

Unfortunately the ship sank in rough seas, but the boulderers were a stout lot and most survived the sinking but were hoping for a swift rescue, as there is a time limit to even a boulderers endurance when treading water.

Suddenly two Great White Sharks appeared.

One was the father of the younger, and was still in the process of educating him in the wiles of sea-shark-ship.

He said to his son,
“First we circle them with the tip of our dorsal fin showing.”

This they did.

“Next we circle them again, with the whole of our dorsal fin showing, as well as a good part of our tail fin.”

The son shark asked,
“Why are we doing this, instead of just eating them?”

The father shark replied,
“They taste better when they are not full of shit!”