two boulderers had been solo'ing above a lake all morning and were taking a break on the cliff top when one of them started having seizures. the other called emergency services.
"I think my friends dead! He's not breathing!"
The emergency operator replied, "Don't panic, sir. I can help you with this. The first thing to do is make sure he's dead"
After a short pause, a loud splash is heard.
"OK. What next?" |