so two couples were on a pub holiday and the men convinced their wives to do a bit of swapping one night. they decided that the next morning at breakfast they would tap on their teacups to show how things went.
one man, let's call him phil, laughed to himself on the way upstairs, knowing his wife was having her monthlies, thinking he had put one over on his mate, let's call him simon.
next morning phil looked smugly over to simon and tapped his teacup three times. simon casually picked up his spoon, tapped the strawberry jam once and the nutella three times.
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