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Friday Funnies 1-Apr-2010 At 1:30:25 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Derek my M10 love and I have been married for a very long time. The other day I saw him taking a careful look at me, and then he said, "Darling, a long time ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I am sleeping with an old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

I am a very reasonable woman, so I told him to go out and find a hot 25 yr old girl, and I would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Derek now reckons older women are great, as they really know how to solve a blokes mid-life crisis!

Next I have to get him to work on his karma, as he thought the following article he found was funny, but I am not so sure.

Karma?

A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist,
badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.

The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and
coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved. '

He yelled back that 'Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, good-for-nothing, left wing labour twerp who knows bugger all about running the country.'

So I said that 'Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'

'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.'