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New climbing gym in Western Sydney 14-Feb-2010 At 11:08:53 PM me again

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Thankyou mister hero for your lucid erudite and jovial reply. After I have amassed a large sack of glass beads from the sale of our favourite crags to Clive Palmer , I will be splitting the proceeds evenly between a donation to the liberal party and my next huge project ring bolting
Ayers rock in its entirety. This will atract large numbers of bus tours ,obviously my tribal obligations will preclude me from revenue based guiding activities (its a hard buisness selling crags for glass beads, Clives been having problems securing silica supplies lately,those damm climbers keep getting in the way of those bulldozers down at Mount Arapiles )and a position will be available for the demonstration of hand made rope making techniques, fashioning your own protection from local produce as well as making possum hide climbing shoes.This education and progression of climbers back to the outdoors should hopefully free up our culturaly sensitive and highly over exploited gym space . Some alterations may need to be made to numerical inaccuracies of tattoos on potential applicants .