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Friday Funnies 12-Feb-2010 At 11:51:03 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello lovely chockstoners. Isn't it good to be here on Friday again?
Derek my M10 love and I have been travelling lately, but we have not lost our sense of humour. My but isn't there a lot of posts to catch up on, when one goes away for a while. It will take more than a good dog to round them all up.

A NZ boulderer was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely boulderer. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But, the sheepdog, very protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the boulderer took his arm from around the sheep. After that the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo and behold there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young lady. That evening the boulderer brought the beautiful young lady to the evening beach ritual. It was another fantastic evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the boulderer started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to the beautiful young lady and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

The beautiful young lady batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"