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Friday Funnies 23-Dec-2009 At 2:55:09 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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It is still the silly season so I will ignore the fact that it is not Friday, and besides Derek my M10 love is taking me away for a lovely holiday then.
Yoo hoo Mr GravityHound. You do ask some unusual questions dearie. I passed that one about cicadas on to Derek, and he said "don't be silly", and that you are just trying to sandbag me. There has been a lot of that going around on Chockerstone lately hasn't there dearie? However as Michael Kennedy once said, "If it weren't for egos, some of the greatest accomplishments of climbing would never have happened.", and besides, a girl would need a whole tanker load of chamomile tea to ward off the nonsense if it wasn't for the wonderful benefits of counselling.

Counselling

Lucky Lady and her Curly Haired friend from Natimuk went for counselling in Horsham after 7 days of relationship. When asked what the problem was, Lucky Lady went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the entire time of their relationship.

She went on and on and on - neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their time together.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Lucky Lady to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as her Curly Haired friend watched with a raised eyebrow.

Lucky Lady shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Curly Haired friend and said, 'This is what she needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

Curly Haired friend thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go bouldering out at the Mt. Can you pick her up?'

Stay safe while travelling on the roads out there these holidays won't you dearies. There is too much rock to climb and posts to be made on this wonderful site yet, to disappear into the ethernet early.