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Friday Funnies 3-Jul-2009 At 5:57:13 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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On 3/07/2009 Mr hero wrote:
>Very nice eduardo. It's good when a concept comes together as discussed.

Ahh Mr hero that reminds me.
How is this for closing the gap on a concept?

Talk to your bartender.

Ever since Derek my M10 love was a child, He has had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So a while back he went to a shrink and told him. . .

'I've got problems'. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it,' Derek said.
Six months later the doctor met Derek on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new climbing rack!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! !'

So much for shrinks. Go have a drink, and talk with whoever serves you!