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The final word on Climate Change - Poll 16-Jun-2009 At 11:36:14 PM gremlin

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WWIII might also be another good alternative, one that starts in about 10 years time so we can send all these gen Y/Z f---ers that keep sitting in my seat on the train off with their ipods and mobile phones to their gory bloodstained doom in central China somewhere... Most of em would make really good soldiers too, since they've all been training for endless hours on their xbox's for years already!

Think of the possibilites! We could bump off that annoying Kim Jong-il so he no longer keeps making up bullshit about being able to put nuclear warheads into orbit along with that crazy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad motherf---er who's getting a little bit big for his boots lately AND! not to mention (in the words of Biafra) get rid of practically everybody in our dole queues.

Levels of employment would sky rocket up to 100%, we could have people in wheelchairs making depleated uranium tipped bullets, Rupert would have an amazing wargasm fireworks show of death to fatten up his bank balance and we could even annex NZ, claim all their mountains as our own and maybe starting building a massive imperial empire in Indonesia and all the south pacific islands! War = Profits man! Think of the possibilites!

The benefits would be yet another huge leap forward in technology, all our resources would be rationed in order to support the war effort (50 years later we'd all glow fluresant green, sparing millions of lightbulbs a year and save all our xmas paper/plastic cheese in the kitchen cupboard or some shit) and we get the same effect as a really awesome flu that i alluded to in my last post.

...now whats this got to do with climbing you say?! Just think, we could claim Cartzens Pyramid, all of Mt Cook NP and send all those kiwis with silliy accents off with the troops.

Peace, rainbow colours, free kinky love and all that hippy bullshit... Maybe a joint combined with a few tabs of LSD and some vodka or a circle jerk might get you to lighten up a bit Zebedee? :P