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Friday Funnies 22-May-2009 At 9:48:05 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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21/05/2009 Mr nmonteith wrote these bits and pieces on new bouldering area posting section.

>A culture so old and alien to us that we still don't really understand it.

>It has to be important for the government to go to the bother of issuing such fines.

>Maybe bouldering is one way we can combine our two cultures?

Yoohoo Mr nmonteith! Hello dearie! (waving madly to you from the Friday funnies section). Derek my M10 love has read your very passionate posts this week to the new bouldering area section of this lovely site, and tells me that you need not worry too much about trying to understand, or blend the ancient ones culture with our new culture. He says they are doing very nicely and have assimilated already. He tells me that you are quite right about our government taking their issues seriously though, and gave this example to me to post for him.

Aboriginal style.

A visiting dirtbag long term climber at Araps picks up a hooker in Horsham.

'How much do you charge for an hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

He says 'Do you do Aboriginal style?'

'No' she says.

'I’ll pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style'

'No', she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is.

'I’ll pay you $300'

'No', she says.

'OK, I’ll pay you $400'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'Alright, I’ll pay you $1,000 to do it Aboriginal style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Aboriginal Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him.

They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Aboriginal style'?'

The dirtbag climber replies 'You send the bill to the Government'.