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Friday Funnies 1-May-2009 At 3:43:46 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Dearie me lovely Chockstoners. What a busy week it has been at Arapiles lately.
All this travelling by climbers to and fro to movie extravaganzas in Nati and all sorts. Derek my M10 love has been getting around with a huge smile on his dial lately and mumbled something about fooling some of the people some of the time on forums. He gave me the following to post to stir the possum he said. He also told me to tell Mr Josh (waving at you madly over there in sunny England), that it is time to substitute gum leaves for your sandwitch in your lunch bucket.

Home remedies.

A US climber came to Arapiles via Tasmania, and he was only there a month when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor in the Nati Horsham area, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said,
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, shit in de bocket,
piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de bocket
and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

USclimber took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said,
"It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "'You were homesick."