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Dear Simey 30-Apr-2009 At 9:23:18 PM davids
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Dear Simey
Unfortunately my wife and I have been having some marital difficulties and I have taken up sexual relations with our pet pig, 'Pinky'. She is a delightful accomodating soul, but in view of the recent WHO advisories, I am concerned that I may be engaging in risky behaviour.
Please advise whether..
1. Sexual relations are OK as long as I wear a condom?
2. Whether Mr.Rudd's advice of washing my hands would suffice?'
3. Whether I should relight an old flame with 'Milky Way' our pet goat. Unfortunately he has quite big horns, and is ..well.. a 'he'.

NB: Pinky is an English Large Black - certainly not Mexican

Thanks for your advice,
Yours desparately
David
(David is in fact my real name - as are 'Pinky' and Milkyway' - I'm a bit of a stickler for honesty and openness.)

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