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Friday Funnies 24-Apr-2009 At 3:46:06 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello Chockerstone dearies. Derek my M10 love says that I ought to share this maths lesson that one of my friends gave to her husband not long ago, with you all.
He says it reminds him of an old Beatles song.

Note found on the refrigerator one morning:

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
being 64 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following
letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
being 64 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 64 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local university. I would
like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an avid rockclimber.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of
math, you will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference, 18 goes into 64 a lot more
times than 64 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until
sometime tomorrow.