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Friday Funnies 13-Mar-2009 At 12:29:10 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello dear Chockstoners. Enough nerdyness now Mr IdratherbeclimbingM9. Let's get back on topic shall we?
Derek my M10 love says that you lot need to take a black box with you when you go to
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Moonarie since many of you are off flying with the fairies! He gave me this funny to post to back up his logic.

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm
gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked?

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant
orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...'

'What? ' 'Are you sure? ' 'No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.