A Polish sports climber went to the motor registry to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
"Zure!" said the climber, "I vas the first to red point it!" |