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Friday Funnies 6-Feb-2009 At 11:04:03 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Derek my M10 love, tells me that as we have been away on holidays I ought to post this one (that he thinks is hilarious), as well, since it appears no other posters have carried on the Friday Funnies last month in our absence.

Subject: Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night a girlfriend of mine was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' She told
her husband that she would be home by midnight, promising solemnly! Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.

Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another
9 times.

She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals up to 12 Cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!

The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in. She told him
'MIDNIGHT' and he didn't seem at all bothered.

Whew, she thought that she had got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When she asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night it cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh sh!t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted.