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Friday Funnies 24-Oct-2008 At 6:38:23 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello again dearies.
Derek my M10 love asked me if anyone in the Chockstone village has been up to any monkey business lately. I replied that I was unsure of what he meant and this was his response.

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and
announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The
villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the
forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they
became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed
the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But
soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch,
so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey
catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so
sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he
had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his
behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these
monkeys that the man has bought, in the big cage. I will sell them to you at
$35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him
for $50 each.'

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They
never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys
everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.