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Friday Funnies 12-Sep-2008 At 9:14:37 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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On 5/09/2008 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>Have you been to Africa Mrs M10? ~> going by your comments on another
>thread today, you will probably appreciate this joke.

No and yes in that order dearie.

On 9/09/2008 howzithanging? wrote on another thread:
>what is going on with the fenced off are at araps, decleration crag, is
>someone going to call the rock police if i climb here. what about if i
>promise to clean off my shoes?
>i can remember reading the sign months ago, trying to stop spme kind of
>weed?

Ahh young Mr howzithanging?, Derek my M10 love reckons that you have much to learn about the difference between bureaucracy and diplomacy. He said if I post the following joke it might help.

Weeds.

A Victorian Government representative stops at a Natimuk farm and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer that he needs to inspect his farm for any noxious weeds.

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there’.

The Gov. representative says, 'Mister, I have the full authority of the Victorian Government with me. See this card?
This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his work.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the Gov. rep. running for his life, and close behind is the farmer's bull.

The bull is gaining with every step.

The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your card! Show him your card!