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Friday Funnies 5-Sep-2008 At 9:58:55 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello dearies. It was a pity to read about the nasty accident that happened at Arapiles earlier this week wasn't it? Mind you take care out there this weekend dearies, and if you are Irish then please remember to take your lovely new guidebook with you, so you know how to spell in a crisis.

>"It's the way you tell it,"

Paddy and The Ambulance.

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's fallen off a climb at Arapiles.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick please, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken'.

Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'At the bottom of a climb called Morfydd'

Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

Panting!

After a bit longer:

Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

Heavy breathing.

A minute later:-

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me!!?'

This goes on for a while longer until:-

Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy 'Yes, Oim sorry about that. I just dragged him round to Alis !'.