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Friday Funnies 22-Aug-2008 At 11:09:35 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Ohh, those Russians!
There is nothing quite like being jerked around by a good beef story is there Mr hero? unless it is having a good time with fellow climbers at a retreat?

Sleepless Nights...

Some climbers went to a climbers retreat in the Blue Mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with the sport climber because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night the boulderer slept in the same room as the sport climber and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Mate, what happened to you?"
He said, "The sport climber snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was the trad climbers turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Mate, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Gees, that sport climber shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was the free soloists turn. He was a big burly ex-Nati-Rams football player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it!
They said, "Mate, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked the sport climber into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night long."