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Friday Funnies 1-Aug-2008 At 12:36:34 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Yoohoo dearies. Derek my M10 love has found himself caught out trying to sandbag the lovely Chockstone moderators again, but he is ever so philosophical about it. He says it will give him more time to talk about boy things and lost opportunities with our nephew Benjamin. Derek loves a good sandbag he does, but he thinks the price to be paid for it can sometimes be a bit high. Anyway in his cheerful manner he has found this little joke in that flavour for me to post on his behalf for this Fridays Funny addition.

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg,rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh,okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway..'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 03 486-572319?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*